There is something peculiar, perverse and extravagant about the behaviour of the courts when confronted with drink-driving offences under the Road Traffic Act 1988. Drivers who have manifestly committed such offences all too often escape conviction, or have their convictions overturned on appeal, as a result of trivial, bona fide and otherwise inconsequential procedural errors supposedly made by the police when obtaining specimens of breath or blood for analysis.* This is peculiar, in that trivial or inconsequential procedural errors in the gathering of evidence do not ordinarily lead to acquittals in criminal cases. It is perverse, in that it largely ignores a major redrafting of the drink-driving law, which was specifically intended to prevent such unmeritorious acquittals; and it is extravagant, in that it wastes court time and public money, whilst generating an excessive amount of highly technical case law. Worst of all, it leads to glaring and absurd failures of justice, which can only drag the law into disrepute.