In this chapter, I consider the double danger of objectifying plants and of treating them as subjects, modeled on the dominant, metaphysical model of subjectivity. I argue that the unconscious danger lurking in the shadows of granting subjectivity to plants, animals, and entire ecosystems is not just that global capitalism may cunningly coopt challenges to anthropocentrism but that the newfangled status of other-than-human lives may actually be the next logical step in the extension of immaterial, subjective, cognitively mediated commodities. The enlargement of the subjective sphere is conducive to the growth not of plants but of capital. Instead of these alternatives, I advocate a view of existence from the intermediary space-time of the inbetween.