The Phaiakians' reception of Odysseus has long puzzled readers of the Odyssey; so, too, has the nature of life on Skheria. The view of Skheria as an untroubled, remote paradise has attracted many modern critics, yet recent scholarship has noted the Phaiakians' unfriendliness and the potential threat they pose to Odysseus. It seems, in fact, that Homer's narrative contains elements which are overtly contradictory: the Phaiakians are simultaneously friendly and hostile; they are able to traverse the sea without effort, while yet living in a hermetically closed society. These narrative contradictions are not mere illusions, the result of scholarly difference of opinion, but instead reflect a genuinely divided mythic reality. To understand the Phaiakians we should continue along the path marked out by Vidal-Naquet, Clay and Most, and examine not only the narrative but also the mythic elements of the Phaiakis.