Lichens are typically formed by the association of two partners. The fungus (mycobiont) usually comprises most of the lichen, while the photosynthetic algal or cyanobacterial partner is referred to as the photobiont. Many lichens contain more than one photobiont and other associates, the lichenicolous fungi, may also be involved. The spectrum of interactions is fascinating and ranges from mutualism, through commensalism, to situations where one, or sometimes more, of the associates is doomed by the antagonistic activities of an invading fungus. Furthermore, these interactions are dynamic over time. Many mycologists assume that once a lichen ascospore has contacted a suitable photobiont, or once a dual propagule such as a soredium, isidium or lichen fragment has landed on an appropriate surface, a lichen thallus will develop. Accepted dogma is that the thallus will grow to form a mature lichen surviving for tens, if not hundreds or even thousands of years. These are over-simplifications; in fact there is war in the world of lichens. Following a brief consideration of parasitism and other forms of symbiosis, this war will be illustrated under the headings of algal slaves, exploiters of two kingdoms, alien invaders, cosy niche seekers and take-over specialists. It is hoped that this review will encourage mycologists to study these interactions which, as yet, remain largely unexplored.