In a 2015 interview with the Chronicle for Higher Education, prolific scholar Anthony Grafton showed a reluctance to call himself a writer that surprised many readers: “I've never felt I could claim to be a writer in that full sense” he confessed (Toor, 2015). I have heard similar admissions from many of my friends and colleagues in classics; we see ourselves as teachers and researchers, not as writers. When we stop to consider our work, though, it is obvious that writing makes up an enormous part of our workload: we write not just articles, abstracts, books, and book reviews, but also course descriptions, syllabi, letters of recommendation, grant proposals, and those ‘statements of research interest’ that haunt job candidates annually. Whether or not we feel comfortable claiming the label ‘writer’, writing is, undeniably, a central part of our professional lives.