The grouchy old man Simo proposes to his friend Chremes a fast-tracked wedding between Chremes’ daughter Philumena and his own son Pamphilus, who Simo has heard is currently estranged from his beloved Glycerium, at this point not recognized as an Athenian citizen, believed instead to be the sister of the Andrian meretrix Chrysis, recently deceased. Part of Simo's reasoning for wanting the wedding is to advance the development of Pamphilus’ moral fibre (560–2):
Chremes, I hope that he, bound by familiarity and citizen marriage, will then easily surface out of these ills.Footnote 1
The ills (malis) here are the supposed wiles of the girl next door, whom Simo views with the same suspicion he had for her sex-labourer sister.Footnote 2 A typical wish for a father in Terence: for the son to grow up, get married, make babies and leave the meretricious dalliances of adolescence behind. But with these lines Simo also, I suggest, portrays Pamphilus as a latter-day Odysseus, tied (deuinctum) to his ship's mast (perhaps suggested by mălis, close to mālus, mast)Footnote 3 in order to withstand the allures of the Sirens (here Glycerium and Chrysis)Footnote 4 and survive his shipwreck (emersurum, come out of the waters alive) to make it into marriage, as Odysseus with Penelope—a marriage of mutual regard and support that survives the husband's trysts with charming women whose pull on men, to Simo's mind, can be magnetic.Footnote 5 In Simo's vision, Pamphilus’ marriage will be a homecoming, as he brings his attention and affection back down the street to his family's house. By the play's end, Simo's hopes will be borne out, though not as he anticipated: Glycerium turns out to be Chremes’ long-lost other daughter, and Pamphilus brings her (and their newborn child) home with him in matrimony, in a nostos perhaps worthy of the man of many turns himself.