‘HAVE you never heard of Cupid and Pish!’ exclaimed once, with a contralto’s disdain, the English Alboni, Madame Patey (nee Whytock), when General Clark Kennedy ventured to inquire why she called her favourite dog Pish? The Dog Pish could well be the Patron Dog of the Rationalist Press, of blatant atheists like Sir Leslie Stephen : they turn on the orthodox or would-be orthodox believers and exclaim : ‘ Have you never heard of Cupid and Pish, of physical pain and moral deformity, of avoidable suffering, of Torquemada and Galileo and Voltaire and Calas and Noah and the morbid imagination of diseased nuns, of Cupid and Pish?’ Saint and theologian and ignorant Catholic know what can be known concerning Pish. . . .
On a top shelf Leslie Stephen’s Essays on free thinking and plain speaking gathers dust between Buchner’s crass Kraft und Stoff and Pétrone (that Manon Lescaut of antiquity for precocious schoolboys) close to poor George Tyrrell’s later volumes, Swedenborg’s Conjugial Love and Spiritual Diary, and the Scottish Criminal Trials.
In my boyhood I devoured plain atheistic cake like Buchner and Leslie Stephen: without bread, what was I to eat?
‘ The ecstasy of evolution over,’ (ecstasy: did I not startle my mother when I declared I would not care to live unless I believed in Darwinism; but ecstasy soon over!) I accepted the magic lantern theory of life. Fantasmagoria, yes, but I did not worship, I had no cosmic emotions, still less admiration for moralism. I did not brood or regret, I had so much to expect, I had to grow up.