I suppose it is foolish to read Assyriology all day, especially when you have a cold. However, I did it, and my brain was a seething mass of Tiglath-Pilesers, Assurbanipals, and Sennacheribs by the time I went to bed. Sleep was impossible, so I took my never-failing recipe. I turned on the light and got down a book descriptive of glorious days on Irish rivers and lakes in pursuit of glorious fish. Fish began to rise, lines to cut through the water and reels to sing, and then drowsiness came. Out went the light and I slept.
‘So that is the Tigris,’ I said, as I peered at the muddy stream flowing between its low banks. ‘Yes, and those, I suppose, are Nebi Yunus, Nimroud and the other mounds I have heard of.’ They looked very uninteresting somehow, and I turned and gazed at the flowing stream.
Why, bless my soul! That was a fish rising ! Look at his broad tail! By jove, it is a salmon !’
How I longed for a rod ! And just then I realised that I had one, a familiar old 16 ft. Castle-Connel. I slapped my pocket, and there was my fly-case, and yes, wonderful to relate, there was my pocket gaff in its place! Was there a cast on? Yes, with a ‘Green Parson’ and a ‘Silver Doctor.’ Deftly I began to get out line, ten yards, fifteen, twenty; that’s all I can safely do, though experts will sneer. The favourite old ‘Green Parson’ was just getting over him when a voice at my elbow said in raucous tones, ‘By Istar of Arbela, what are you doing to my river?’
I turned with a jump, and then my knees gave in and I trembled from head to foot. Not a doubt as to who it was.