Book contents
- Frontmatter
- Contents
- List of Illustrations
- General Editors’ Preface
- Acknowledgements
- Chronology of Swift’s Life
- Chronology of Gulliver’s Travels
- List of Abbreviations
- Introduction
- Gulliver’s Travels
- A Letter From Capt. Gulliver, to His Cousin Sympson
- The Publisher to the Reader
- The Contents
- Part I
- Part II
- Part III
- Part IV
- Long Notes
- Appendices
- Textual Introduction
- Select Bibliography
- Index
Chapter V
Published online by Cambridge University Press: 02 September 2021
- Frontmatter
- Contents
- List of Illustrations
- General Editors’ Preface
- Acknowledgements
- Chronology of Swift’s Life
- Chronology of Gulliver’s Travels
- List of Abbreviations
- Introduction
- Gulliver’s Travels
- A Letter From Capt. Gulliver, to His Cousin Sympson
- The Publisher to the Reader
- The Contents
- Part I
- Part II
- Part III
- Part IV
- Long Notes
- Appendices
- Textual Introduction
- Select Bibliography
- Index
Summary
The Author permitted to see the grand Academy of Lagado. The Academy largely described. The Arts wherein the Professors employ themselves.
This Academy is not an entire single Building, but a Continuation of several Houses on both Sides of a Street; which growing waste, was purchased and applyed to that Use.
I was received very kindly by the Warden, and went for many Days to the Academy. Every Room hath in it one or more Projectors; and I believe I could not be in fewer than five Hundred Rooms.
The firstMan I saw was of a meagre Aspect, with sootyHands and Face, his Hair and Beard long, ragged and singed in several Places. His Clothes, Shirt, and Skin were all of the same Colour. He had been Eight Years upon a Project for extracting Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers, which were to be put into Vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the Air in raw inclement Summers. He told me, he did not doubt in Eight Years more, that he should be able to supply the Governors Gardens with Sun-shine at a reasonable Rate; but he complained that his Stock was low, and intreated me to give him something as an Encouragement to Ingenuity, especially since this had been a very dear Season for Cucumbers. I made him a small Present, for my Lord had furnished me with Money on purpose, because he knew their Practice of begging from all who go to see them.
I went into another Chamber, but was ready to hasten back, being almost overcome with a horrible Stink. My Conductor pressed me forward, conjuring me in a Whisper to give no Offence, which would be highly resented; and therefore I durst not so much as stop my Nose. The Projector of this Cell was the most ancient Student of the Academy. His Face and Beard were of a pale Yellow; his Hands and Clothes dawbed over with Filth. When I was presented to him, he gave me a very close Embrace, (a Compliment I could well have excused.) His Employment from his first coming into the Academy, was an Operation to reduce human Excrement to its original Food, by separating the several Parts, removing the Tincture which it receives from the Gall, making the Odour exhale, and scumming off the Saliva.
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- Gulliver's Travels , pp. 259 - 274Publisher: Cambridge University PressPrint publication year: 2012