Posh Time
Published online by Cambridge University Press: 19 March 2020
Summary
The Railway tickets purchased.
Bombay Central
It all started here: between Marx and Shivaji
The eternal struggle of Railways, the Raj and
Rama
I breathe in and out, unfurling the smell
From Mumbai's local wit:
“Of diesel oil, hot steel, cool rails,
Light and shadow, human sweat,
Metallic distillations, dung, urine,
Newspaper ink, Parle's Gluco biscuits.”
Gieve Patel forgot: the jasmine of her hair
A “hearty dinner”, she commanded
She was a cousin of a nephew of a friend
Steamed fish swam in darkened broth –
It looked better yesterday at sea
And then
“Don't eat, don't that” Welcome to
the India of Prohibitions And
remonstrance
“You people come to only
Photograph the dancing monkey”
The restaurant was Super Modern Tucked by
a strange place, the Labour Camp As modern
as a flat TV:
Another hyperstar almost kissed on screen
The manager huffed and clicked: cricket and bat
“Don't talk to me about Culture –
Here we run on adrenaline and cash
Got cash? You don't have to speak the language”.
“Don't talk to me about poetry”
Oh, the India of Prohibitions!
But I have an invitation from Nissim Ezekiel!
“Don't talk to me about Nissim” –
Fingers through hair, wafts of jasmine
Sailing through the air
It says: “If you are coming again this side by chance,
Visit please my humble residence also.
I am living just on opposite house's backside.”
Uncontrolled laughter – you…quite the clown
“He's dead you know”, “I know”
“Are you a total teetotaller, completely total?” – she quipped
in mischief, to show she's in the know
Cold Kingfisher frothed in frosted glass
“Don't talk to me about politics”
Oh Lord, the code is wrong: talk to me, talk to me
– the subterranean text, oh India of the Permissions
hidden in “ya…nos”… “ya no if the editor didn't die
I would have killed him…Maratha basher and all”
“Don't talk to me about Philosophy, I am into Branding” “On the
forehead, the back, the butt?”
“Don't you get clever here…we kill foreigners you know –
Muslims, Pakis, Parsees and those peasants from Andhra and those
Delhi…don't you start me on the Biharis” Fingers through the hair, jasmine, jasmine, jasmine
Greased-cardamom in custard
Don't shoo the flies I have deserved them
Could beauty ever be so well designed to be obscene?
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- Around the World in Eighty DaysThe India Section, pp. 18 - 20Publisher: University of South AfricaPrint publication year: 2014