The lonely runner conjecture, now over fifty years old, concerns the following problem. On a unit-length circular track, consider $m$ runners starting at the same time and place, each runner having a different constant speed. The conjecture asserts that each runner is lonely at some point in time, meaning at a distance at least $1/m$ from the others. We formulate a function field analogue, and give a positive answer in some cases in the new setting.