Book contents
- Frontmatter
- Contents
- Editorial Practice
- Abbreviations
- Introduction
- The Tragedy of Crusoe, C.S.
- Twenty Years After
- Dis Aliter Visum
- De Profundis
- The Unlimited “Draw” of “Tick” Boileau
- My Christmas Caller
- The History of a Crime
- Prisoners and Captives
- “From Olympus to Hades”
- “Les Miserables.”
- A Nightmare of Rule
- What Came of It
- An Official Secret
- Le Roi en Exil
- A Scrap of Paper
- The Mystification of Santa Claus
- “Love in Old Cloathes”
- The Case of Adamah
- A Tale of ’98
- A Rather More Fishy Case
- The House of Shadows
- The Confession of an Impostor
- The Judgment of Paris
- Five Days After Date
- The Hill of Illusion
- Le Monde ou L'On S'Amuse
- An Intercepted Letter
- The Recurring Smash
- How Liberty Came to the Bolan
- “Under Sentence”
- The Dreitarbund
- In Memoriam
- On Signatures
- The Great Strike
- “The Biggest Liar in Asia”
- Deputating a Viceroy
- A Merry Christmas
- The New Year's Sermon
- New Year's Gifts
- Mister Anthony Dawking
- “The Luck of Roaring Camp”
- The Wedding Guest
- The Tracking of Chuckerbutti
- “Bread upon the Waters”
- A Free Gift
- A Hill Homily
- The “Kingdom” of Bombay
- Bombaystes Furioso
- A Day Off
- The Unpunishable Cherub
- In Gilded Halls
- “Till the Day Break”
- The Fountain of Honour
- The Burden of Nineveh
- His Natural Destiny
- That District Log-Book
- An Unequal Match
- A Horrible Scandal
- An Exercise in Administration
- My New Purchase
- Exercises in Administration
- The Dignity of It.
- Exercises in Administration
- In Wonderland
- In the Year ’92
- “A Free Hand”
- Susannah and the Elder
- The Coming K
- What the World Said
- An Interesting Condition
- The Comet of a Season
- Gallihauk's Pup
- The Inauthorated Corpses
- One Lady at Wairakei
- The Princess in the Pickle-Bottle
- Why Snow Falls at Vernet
- The Cause of Humanity
- appendices
- Glossary
The Fountain of Honour
Published online by Cambridge University Press: 12 November 2018
- Frontmatter
- Contents
- Editorial Practice
- Abbreviations
- Introduction
- The Tragedy of Crusoe, C.S.
- Twenty Years After
- Dis Aliter Visum
- De Profundis
- The Unlimited “Draw” of “Tick” Boileau
- My Christmas Caller
- The History of a Crime
- Prisoners and Captives
- “From Olympus to Hades”
- “Les Miserables.”
- A Nightmare of Rule
- What Came of It
- An Official Secret
- Le Roi en Exil
- A Scrap of Paper
- The Mystification of Santa Claus
- “Love in Old Cloathes”
- The Case of Adamah
- A Tale of ’98
- A Rather More Fishy Case
- The House of Shadows
- The Confession of an Impostor
- The Judgment of Paris
- Five Days After Date
- The Hill of Illusion
- Le Monde ou L'On S'Amuse
- An Intercepted Letter
- The Recurring Smash
- How Liberty Came to the Bolan
- “Under Sentence”
- The Dreitarbund
- In Memoriam
- On Signatures
- The Great Strike
- “The Biggest Liar in Asia”
- Deputating a Viceroy
- A Merry Christmas
- The New Year's Sermon
- New Year's Gifts
- Mister Anthony Dawking
- “The Luck of Roaring Camp”
- The Wedding Guest
- The Tracking of Chuckerbutti
- “Bread upon the Waters”
- A Free Gift
- A Hill Homily
- The “Kingdom” of Bombay
- Bombaystes Furioso
- A Day Off
- The Unpunishable Cherub
- In Gilded Halls
- “Till the Day Break”
- The Fountain of Honour
- The Burden of Nineveh
- His Natural Destiny
- That District Log-Book
- An Unequal Match
- A Horrible Scandal
- An Exercise in Administration
- My New Purchase
- Exercises in Administration
- The Dignity of It.
- Exercises in Administration
- In Wonderland
- In the Year ’92
- “A Free Hand”
- Susannah and the Elder
- The Coming K
- What the World Said
- An Interesting Condition
- The Comet of a Season
- Gallihauk's Pup
- The Inauthorated Corpses
- One Lady at Wairakei
- The Princess in the Pickle-Bottle
- Why Snow Falls at Vernet
- The Cause of Humanity
- appendices
- Glossary
Summary
Published: Civil and Military Gazette, 4 June 1888.
Attribution: In Scrapbook 4 (28/4, p. 68).
Text: Civil and Military Gazette.
Notes: The celebration of Queen Victoria's jubilee in 1887 had generated a stream of decorations of far greater volume than usual, yet the demand for honors did not cease. In a letter of 27 June, a few weeks after ‘The Fountain of Honour’, RK reports the viceroy, Lord Dufferin, as follows:
He has just made a discovery – or pretends that he has – and tells the tale (with a somber twinkle in the one eye that he can see out of) as one who is genuinely pained and astonished. ‘Do you know,’ says H[is] E[xcellency], ‘that there are gentlemen – Indian Civilians – who write – ah yes – write to me suggesting – ah yes – asking that they should be decorated because they have done the state some service.’ Then he paused and went on gravely ‘And quite the hardest part of my official labours is replying to those letters,’ (Letters, i, 217)
‘The Fountain of Honour’ has been reprinted in the Martindell–Ballard pamphlets and in Harbord, iv, 2057–60.
They were sitting upon the “mossy banks of Jakko”, – rows and rows of them – and they drummed with their heels on the mould while they sang softly to the tune of the lawyer's song in Trial by Jury:–
For the Ju-bi-lo cleared off you know
The last jam-tart in the larder,
And no one will be a C.I.E.
Or even a Rai Bahadur
Then they wept on each other's necks copiously, and the little monkeys in the pine branches said:– “How interesting!” Far, far down the slopes towards the Church the children of the Kindergarten were practising their innocent songs to sing before the Inspector; and the shrill childish treble floated up on the breeze:–
“Old Mother Hubbard she went to the cupboard
“To fetch her poor dog a bone;
“But when she got there the cupboard was bare,
“And so the poor doggie had none.”
“Ugh!” grunted the Chorus of the Disappointed. “If they only knew how they were hurting us.” “Is there no chance?” murmured one more heart-broken than the rest. “No,” was the dejected reply. “They've turned off the gas at the meter. Don't you recollect?
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- The Cause of Humanity and Other StoriesThe Cause of Humanity and Other Stories Uncollected Prose Fictions, pp. 243 - 246Publisher: Cambridge University PressPrint publication year: 2018